note to self: are there any pills that will make me nice?

so the new lady starts today. i have to entertain her for 2 1/2 hours. how do i entertain a 40+ year old? i guess i have to pretend like i work hard all day. i guess i have to be nice to her. i am going to show her all the stuff i do, but for job security reasons, i am going to show her how to do everything half-ass. then i will do it good, and everyone will continue to say how wonderful i am.

dave song du jour: #41- an oldie but a goodie