note to self: never back down in an arguement

i got in an arguement with my fiancee the other night. see his cell phone is a piece of shit from Sprint and it never works, it has bad reception, and the battery only stays charged for 3 hours. basically, if he said "can you hear me now?" i would say "what?"

anyway, so he calls me from work and says he is on his way home and to start cooking dinner. so i said ok, and i began cooking. after a while, the dinner was done and he wasn't home yet. so i try calling him on his cell even though i knew the battery was dead. so an hour after he called and said he was on his way home, he still wasn't home. he only works 20 minutes away so i was starting to get nervous. then the phone rang...

HIM: hi

ME: WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?

HIM: i stopped at Sprint to get my phone fixed?

ME: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? WHY DID YOU STOP THERE WHEN YOU KNEW I WAS COOKING DINNER?!?!?!

HIM: we'll talk about it when i get home.

ME: HURRY UP! DINNER IS COLD!

click...

he gets home and i am putting the dinner on plates and getting drinks.

HIM: you need to calm your ass down

ME: WELL WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU STOP WHEN YOU KNEW I WAS COOKING DINNER?

HIM: what is the big deal, i got my phone fixed

ME: well that's fine but you still should have called, i was worried about you

HIM: NO YOU WEREN'T- YOU JUST THOUGHT I WAS OUT CHEATING ON YOU OR SOMETHING... AND DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT ON THE PHONE AGAIN... YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER...

ME: whatever...

HIM: I'LL JUST TAKE MY ASS BACK TO WORK IF YOU'RE GONNA ACT LIKE THAT...

ME: you don't think you did anything wrong? fine, i'll never call you again when i am late and i'll see how you like it.

after being mad for a while...

HIM: i am sorry, i should have called. that wasn't nice of me. i shouldn't have yelled.

ME: you better be sorry.

anyway, i won the arguement so that's all that matters...

dave song du jour: don't drink the water