note to self:

hello...ok, so at work today we received like 60 chicken dinners that our office ordered in which the profits would go toward the "children". i didn't order one b/c i'm poor so i was glad to see that there were 14 extras that were donated. so of course, i was going to snatch one, right? so this awful old woman who is "in charge" of the chickens is giving them to her daughter! what is she going to do w/ 14 chickens??? she said they were donated "to the children", the children my ass!!! so anyway, i swiped mine before she came to pick them up. now you may ask... "but michele, don't you feel like you are stealing from the children?" ... um, no i don't. the $$ raised for the children should be enough. now they need chicken? plus, that old woman's daughter is probably freezing all these chickens for thanksgiving. now ask yourself, who is stealing from the "children"? me? ...i think not.

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